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AN ECDOTES
Anecdotes are not only interesting or amusing in themselves, they also
illustrate aspects of life.

There is a story told in the village about the Free Church and the Parish
Church, which if not true, might well have been. In the Free Church there
was a window high up in the wall from which a good view of the Parish Church
could be obtained. When the two churches were holding services at the same
time, somebody would keep a watch from the window to see when the
members of the Parish Church came out. The Free Church could then allow
its congregation to depart, as a longer service had proved that the Free Church
was Godlier than the Parish Church.

A story Mrs. Nancy Webster of Bon field Road related is about her uncle,
chauffeur to the Younger family;
‘The head chauffeur at Mount Melville, Mr. A. (Sandy) Grieve, one day had
to take Mrs. Younger to St. Andrews shopping. When the shopping was
finished he assisted Mrs. Younger into the car, then got into the driver’s cabin
and started up the engine. In the meantime Mrs. Younger had seen one of her
friends across the street, opened the other door and went over to speak to her.
The chauffeur got back to Mount Melville, got out of the car and opened the
back door to let Mrs. Younger out and found she wasn’t there. So he had tp
go back to St. Andrews and, needless to say, was worried in case he got “told
off”. However, Mrs. Younger saw the funny side and smiled, then was driven
safely home to Mount Melville’.

Another true story, told by Mr. AIf Arkle, ‘Lilac Cottageç Sunnyside,
is the sort of thing that could happen to any child;
‘In 1930 at the age of ten the Kinness Burn was a great attraction to me
and other boys from the village. It seemed to have about four times the
volume of water it has today. At a point about mid-way between Tongues of
Clatto Farm and the main road there was a small stone bridge. One day in
bright sunshine a friend and I noticed a shoal of small fish dart under the bridge.
After a close inspection, we decided they were young trout about two inches
long. We had no net, but with a lot of patience, we managed to coax two into
a small tin.

‘My first intention was to keep them in the rain water barrel. (Every house
had a rain water barrel then.) However, I was told that young trout needed
fresh running water. The well at Pettycruik was a rather unusual type only
about eight feet in depth and five feet in diameter with a concrete slab covering
the top. Outside the well were steps going down to a small door which one
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